Celebrity Big Brother’s Kim Woodburn has compared herself to Jesus Christ
Kim Woodburn has compared her experience in the Celebrity Big Brother to the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
We need to keep note of all these iconic Kim Woodburn one-liners, seriously. Just when you thought it couldn’t get better than “two-faced, chicken-livered s**ts”, Kim only goes and outdoes herself with this corker.
During last night’s CBB highlights, Kim made her way back into the house after sleeping in the spare room following the explosive row in which Kim was escorted off the premises by security.
The How Clean Is Your House presenter told Big Brother in the Diary Room: “The conspiracy in here against me, I think I’ve cracked it…Nicole in a word, she’s got them under a spell dear.
“She says jump and they say how high! She’s painting a picture of me that doesn’t exist.
“I’ve got a battle on here…that’s all I can say my love…I think I’m walking back into a hornet’s nest but one can be hopeful.”
Making her way back into the main house, Kim then decided to approach her arch nemesis in the bedroom. She said to Nicola: “I’m one of these people if I see something that annoys me I’m going to say it…I’ve come in here to be myself.”
Nicola wasn’t having any of it, however, and replied: “You came into argue.
“Just don’t talk to me, you’re so deluded! Listen to people talk.”
Kim said: “I have come to you in this room quietly…I haven’t talked at you.”
Nicola continued she and all her fellow housemates thought it was Kim was the one in the wrong, only to be shut down by the best response we think we’ve ever heard:
“They crucified Jesus Christ, are you saying he was wrong?”
We have no words.
Fans took to Twitter, branding the line “iconic”:
— IncrediblyRich (@IncrediblyRich) January 19, 2017
Did Kim Woodburn compare herself to Jesus? I’ve been thinking that ever since she came in… #CBB
— Dom Joly (@domjoly) January 19, 2017
“They crucified Jesus Christ” Kim Woodburn- THE best line ever. Ever. #cbb
— Luke Marsden (@LukeMarsden) January 19, 2017
Did Kim just really compare herself to Our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ?😂 #cbb
— That Blonde Girl (@GiftyLouise) January 19, 2017
Kim has already become a meme sensation over the last few days, so no doubt it will only be a matter of time before the Kim-Christ memes come rolling in…
Celebrity Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.